Mother fuckin' ghost lover.

Hi, welcome to Spiritual world. I'm your host Arthur Sixpence. Today I'm joined by Stan Pirgint pictured to your left, welcome Stan.

Thank you Hank.

My name is Arthur.

Very well, it's your choice I suppose. It's not the name I would have chosen for you of course.

So Stan, I believe you have a fairly unsual obsession, am I right?

Well, I don't think so.

Quite. Stan here is in love with a Ghost.

I call my lady friend a "Spictrim" rather than a ghost.

Yes, so how did you meet?

I met him in an art gallery.

Him?

Yes, my lady friend is a painting of sir Francis Drake. It's the spictrim which inhabits the canvas, also the spictrim is a man.

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I'm thinking of getting a sex change in order for us to have physical love also.

Get off my show.