Kitchen Lovers

Mildred?

Yes Bob?

Please call me Bobby.

Okay Bobby.

I know I've never kissed you on your fanny.

Due to the fish smell.

Yes, yes, the fishy smell.

You hate fish.

I do. And I've never kissed you on the mouth due to the fact you're breath stinks even worse. But the point I wanted to make here is, I hate this fucking kitchen.

You do?

Yes. I'm using foul language to stress the point.

But we've had this kitchen for years.

I know. And I've had enough. In fact, I've had enough of you.

But why?

Because you're fat. And old. In fact, I've had enough of life entirely.

I knew one day you'd tire of London.

You really are an ugly cunt Mildred.