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Tuesday, 12 January 2010

A Walk Down Memory Lane

UALW Stonegate Arena. Jan 12th, 2010

BAM! The music hits, the spotlight pin points the entrance way and out comes a familiar face.

XX: Yo, yo, yo, hello Joe, Joe, Joe! It's the Double Daddy, it's Mister Sexy Pantalones himself; Xiqoozo Xizz coming at'ya like that group of little black girls from the early 90s. I forget their name. But hey, yeah, good to be black, I mean back. UALW looks a bit dusty and left for dead these days but yours truly is same old, same old. Ain't nothing or nobody gonna change me. Well it's a new year, a new decade, fuuuuuuuuck, it's a whole new world. I'm putting the band back together if you know what I mean. Oh yeah, called up my cousins Payne and VA and they are coming down on the next flight. Gonna be fucking amazing to see them again. That's right... Welcome to '010 baby. No, you can't do that zero number thang crap no more can ya? Well welcome to whatever anyway. Just call me The Xooz motherfucker!!!


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