Alright, so 6 fucking hours later....

I finally got through the Ultimate cut of the almighty Watchmen and that lil dicksplash on youtube who said the Black Freighter sections were "jarring" and that it made the film "plodding" to the point of "near unwatchability" I tell you that you are a curr sir, a curr AND a bounder.

I one day very much hope to kill you and your loved ones in a daring jewellery heist involving thermite in some capacity, I then hope your corpse is raped by a jew.

Ultimate Watchmen is exactly that.

Carmina Burana

Hey you Keira Knightly looking foxy chick. Nice handbag.

Oh do you like it? It was forged in the fires of Mount Doom.

Shit baby, your fine ass went all the way to Mordor for that thang?

No silly. I bought it off Ebay.